Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Monday, July 26, 2010
Marriage
Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
Talk in your sleep.
Marriages are made in heaven
But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
Talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3
Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least a 100 grand!
Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Bonus Commandment Story
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, “It really works!”
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Summer plans anyone>?
OMG! Bahrain is soooooooooooo boring! And with this deadly heat ... what is there to do? Please anyone with ideas please help! What are ways to spend the days in Bahrain without melting in the heat! I have been searching for a good book to read and found nothing so far... I hate how we don't have proper resources to get the basic necessities I mean a simple bookstore! None ... A good craft store .. NONE concerts banned by our lovely friends the list goes on and on.... loool
Sunday, July 25, 2010
THIS WHY I'M FAT!
This Is Why You're Fat! Don't look at this while you are fasting next month!http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
GO APE!!!!!AMAZING!
If your looking for adventure,place where you can have a great time, look no further that's if your in the UK..;) Seriously not to be missed! Totally recommend it!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Shades!
The new collection from SUPER are here!Looooooooove the new colors! checkem out ... Mama's & Papps we got some for your kids too! The perfect summer tool for the fashion forward family! Beat the heat in style!
Holiday!
Hi all, sorry for the halt in our posts...we both left and no one one was posting! I went on my mini honey moon! In short Heaven On Earth! .. Where as my sis went to Germany both will show our posts pretty soon mean while .... check out these photos!
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